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Arddun Lleuad - Chapter 1 RW

"Sometimes you just have to bow to the absurd."
- Captain Jean-Luc Picard

I vomited again.

Grass…it was grass. No, the ground was hard. Earthy. I was outside. Frogs and owls started calling. It was cold.

What the hell just happened? Only a few moments ago... I had been sitting at my desk with my LED lamp illuminating a 1:1400 model of the USS Enterprise, the final piece ready to glue to the rest of the ship thus completing months of work. A wave of nausea hit me like a spear tearing at my insides…spreading out like liquid ill, enveloping me with such force and speed that it caused me to double up. I tried calling for help, but p

Hardon LewdadAmazingly awesome dramatic reading available HERE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gNrM8dXRw8

I got bored waiting for a train. This took about 20 minutes. Enjoy.

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I was teleported to an alien world, but I did not vomit because before it could fountain from my lips I punched it back down into my stomach with my iron fists.

"I AM IN AN ALIEN WORLD! I SHALL GO AND FUCK IT UP BECAUSE I AM CHOSTER FLEWHEADIN!"

Bristling with muscles built from lifting 500 pounds of naked women on a daily basis, I strode forward into the forest and threw away the piece of the £60,000,000 Star Trek 1:1 model I had been building, funded entirely from

Arddun Lleuad - Chapter 2 RW

I was chained down to the ground. People stood around me, but I couldn't see their faces; they were obscured by a thick, eternal darkness, darkness that took sight and made it stretch on and on forever. I needed to tell them something, something so important I would give my life to tell them, to make them know, to make them hear me, for just a second. But as I shouted, no sound sprang forth; I strained against my bonds, they asked what was wrong, why could I not speak, would I please stop struggling. I tried to scream, but produced only silence. I thrashed and flailed, but they showed only gentle, loving concern for my violent plight. I began

Spark Chapter 1Chapter 1

Rainbow Dash lay on a cloud, head in her hooves, looking out at nothing in particular. She had to keep her gaze down to keep the sun out of her eyes, and ended up pony-watching. Nothing in particular was going on; it was early enough in the summer that the heat hadn't gotten bad, but after planting season. Ponies went about their business in the late morning, a few deciding on an early lunch while most ran errands or still worked. Nothing special at all. At least, until she saw Fluttershy rushing through town with full saddlebags. It was odd enough to see Fluttershy in such a hurry, let alone with her packs. Rainbow Dash decided to

The Time We Have Now "It's supposed to be super-tough, but I'm not worried about it! I am the greatest flyer in all of Equestria, after all!" The high-flying boast could only come the one and only Rainbow Dash. Sky blue with signature Rainbow mane, the speedster was in the middle of her self-congratulatory speech in front of her assembled friends. "This time next year, you're looking at a certified Wonderbolt!" Despite the calm and collected mare she was attempting to portray herself as, Dash couldn't help but give off a high pitched squeal of delight as her friends surrounded her with praise and wishes of good luck.

AftermathBecause everyone is the main character of the right story.

I don't know how long I ran. Back in Ponyville, I'd held it together long enough to patch up my image before I cut out. Once my hooves hit the road, I lost it. All the disasters came crashing in and I just pounded on, faster and harder, until I collapsed.

Dirt in my nose, dirt on my horn, my face pressed hard into a litter of decaying leaves and twigs. Something with too many legs scrambled across my horntip and I heaved myself to my hooves, shaking. Lungs still burning and legs rubbery, but safely away from the crazy marks and their damned town.

I gulped damp air and tried to

ResurgenceGreetings one and all.
The last time you heard from me, it was on a farewell Mp3 as I left Bronydom. I will state immediately to clear all doubt; I have not "returned" per se. Instead, my personal situation since then has changed - dramatically for the better, I dare say, and for that I have my wife to thank. For that and much more, I assure you. It's due to her support that I've come to the point in my life where I am now. It is she who took over my Deviant Art pages and answered private mail rather than letting my work gather dust. It is she who posted a poem about my depression which I wrote privately to her, and she is the one who gather your support and understanding which brought me back. My reappearance here is a new beginning - this time with my wife and soul mate by my side instead of in the shadows - and the imbalanced situation I once lived in has now been rectified.
Since now seems to be the time for sharing, there's something I've wanted to share with

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Hardon LewdadAmazingly awesome dramatic reading available HERE:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gNrM8dXRw8

I got bored waiting for a train. This took about 20 minutes. Enjoy.

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I was teleported to an alien world, but I did not vomit because before it could fountain from my lips I punched it back down into my stomach with my iron fists.

"I AM IN AN ALIEN WORLD! I SHALL GO AND FUCK IT UP BECAUSE I AM CHOSTER FLEWHEADIN!"

Bristling with muscles built from lifting 500 pounds of naked women on a daily basis, I strode forward into the forest and threw away the piece of the £60,000,000 Star Trek 1:1 model I had been building, funded entirely from

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~mwvandersteen Jan 28, 2013

It's working now! Mediafire, 144.85 MB, 17 files.
Unfortunately for me, the story is in .docx - I guess it's time for me to update my computer!

Thank you very much for helping out everybody, and Gods speed you Pride.

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~G3kk3y Jan 28, 2013

Aye. Thank you quite.

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~mwvandersteen Jan 28, 2013

Maybe you might want to try Mediafire instead of Rapidshare? It appears to me to be more trustworthy when it comes to keeping uploads alive. Almost all of the uploads to Mediafire that are mentioned in /co/'s MLP threads from 2010 are still up. (I don't know how Mediafire works either)

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~Priderage Jan 28, 2013

Try it now.

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~G3kk3y Jan 28, 2013

There's also that new site, mega.co.nz, what's supposed to be really good.

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~mwvandersteen Jan 27, 2013

Rats! I'm now getting a "Download permission denied by uploader. (0b67c2f5)" message from Rapidshare. Do you have settings set to 'private' or something? (I don't know how Rapidshare works)

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~G3kk3y Jan 27, 2013

Rapidshare reports the file as not found.

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~Priderage Jan 27, 2013

Fixed the link. What great fun that was.

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~G3kk3y Jan 27, 2013

Now it claims, "Download permission denied by uploader."

Rapidshare is a mighty foe.

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~Priderage Jan 28, 2013

Try it now.

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